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From: dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) Newsgroups: alt.stupidity Subject: Re: Liver Spots Date: 19 May 1995 19:19:58 GMT Organization: The strangest place In some bacon article wxwilki@lookout (Bill Wilkinson) stated: >Flapjack (nosmith@vaxsar.vassar.edu) wrote: >: In article <3ou4t4$7ie@news.bu.edu> >: limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes: >: > Bob Villa (bvilla@helium.helios.nd.edu) wrote: > >: flapjack-who hope the original poster wasn't Keylime in disguise, >: naaaaah > >Now you got me wondering if rtaylor@vegasfun.com is Nosy in disguise. >And who the heck is <stevech@netcom.com>, man? >naaaaah And who the hell is this "tv's Spatch"...? >--Bill (the paranoids are after me) /^JN - The Anti JN (The paradroids are in front of me) -- #### <A HREF="http://www.ludat.lth.se/~dat92jni/AntiJn.html"> Anti! ##### # The Anti-JN smirks! Time to bail out! "Wake up Bacon. Time to die." # # Jesper Nilsson -- dat92jni@ludat.lth.se || jesper@df.lth.se # ############## I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it. ################
From: dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) Newsgroups: alt.stupidity Subject: Re: Liver Spots Date: 19 May 1995 19:43:22 GMT Organization: The strangest place In some bacon article limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) stated: >Flapjack (nosmith@vaxsar.vassar.edu) wrote: >: In article <3ou4t4$7ie@news.bu.edu> limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes: >: Now Ross, when I invited you here from alt.tv.muppets you promised to >: behave. There is a right way and a wrong way to respond to someone who >: posts something that he or she stole. Using obscenity and two >: different spellings of "plagiarism" is the wrong way. Now, what's the >: right way? > >Sorry, Flappy (can I call you Flappy), and sorry to all you original authoring >"alt.stupidians" out there. How many spellings of plagiarism should I use? Ehhh...42. >Sorry, publishing wrongs really get me. As a young lad I witnessed my aunt >crushed by a run-on sentence--I guess it kinda hit me hard. What? I thought you said that it was your aunt who was hit! >: Right, let's go T.P. his house! > >Who wrote that? I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything. >: flapjack-who hope the original poster wasn't Keylime in disguise, >: naaaaah > >I expect more out of Keylime. When I (mistakenly) squeezed Keylime at a party not much came out. Mostly just: "Urgh...argh...leggo..." >Ross--who recently wrote this great new play, "The Tragedy of Hamlet" Oh. Is it anything like that play about that Danish guy where everyone dies in the end? /^JN - The Anti JN - In that case, I haven't seen it. -- #### Anti! ##### # The Anti-JN smirks! Time to bail out! "Wake up Bacon. Time to die." # # Jesper Nilsson -- dat92jni@ludat.lth.se || jesper@df.lth.se # ############## I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it. ################
From: dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) Subject: Re: Lost & Found Date: 28 Sep 1995 21:17:37 GMT In some bacon article vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) stated: >In article <449fdl$h60@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) writes: >>In some bacon article ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) stated: >>><In article <43sm0t$5ms@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu> Suzanne * Schroeder >><suzsch@mail.utexas.edu> writes: >>><In article <43p876$6g4@giga.bga.com> MascoJones, aardvark@bga.com writes: >>><>Has anyone seen my cheese grater? >>><>If so, please let me know where and when you last saw it. Thanks. >>><Ha! As Dame of McDonald Land I sent my merry band of >>><plunderers over to your house and took it! I'm asking >>><for a ransom, but you have to figure out what it is.... >>>Yer both gonna get busted; that's *cheese* *paraphanalia* yer >>>discussing, and y'all know what *that* means. >>That's probable cause for any CEA-agent. > >>Good thing the Dame of MacDonald Land has bought off the CEA, >>but I wouldn't want to be in aardvark's shoes... > >>/^JN - The Anti JN - Almost free of his cheese dependency. >>-- >Here's SEK 2503, go to the mall and buy some more! I forked out 100 SEK for a 2k slice of cheese today and I spent the rest on a 850MB Seagate...Thanks MM! >*MM -- who is hooked on other people's dependencies. /^JN - The Anti JN - Who's dependent on other people's hookedness. -- ######## <A HREF="http://www.df.lth.se/~jesper/"> Anti homepage! </A> ######## # The Anti-JN smirks! Time to bail out! Lord Jester of Antioc # # Jesper Nilsson -- dat92jni@ludat.lth.se || jesper@df.lth.se # ############## I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it. ################
From: churchh@uts.cc.utexas.edu (Henry Churchyard) Subject: STOOPIDITY Archives 1 Re: Cool People On Alt.Stupidity Date: 23 Feb 1995 20:24:57 -0600 In article < ATAYLOR.95Feb13125217@gauss.nmsu.edu >, Nosy wrote: > spatula@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch) writes: >< Hey, John Patrick Lodder has been around for as least as long as I have been. >< If I'm the father of alt.stupidity then he's like the uncle or the >< father-in-law or something. > Hey, Henry Churchyard was around when Spatula hadn't come > out of the utensil drawer yet; Churchy prolly even remembers > the great "bunny vs. toaster" debate. > So, like, does that make him a foster-parent of alt.stupdididity, > or something? I'd prefer to think of myself as the "god-father" (like James Brown)! 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(< `~ \ / <( / ' (_/ (_/_/ (_(_) / / < \/ eeblefester :Sis Boom Ba! )> Austin`-' TX >) ......... /..................................:............ From: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) Newsgroups: alt.stupidity Subject: Have a nice day! Keywords: where are you? Message-ID: <49729@ut-emx.uucp> Date: 31 May 91 00:37:54 GMT Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas Have a nice day! .. ........................................ : : : SEA :: : BIS : | ' ., ,. : PWM :`.......: : MSO BIL:........: |.''.. '..'. .---.- .'' : PDX .' :........: : MSP ':.' :. .. SYR :/ BOS : : BOI : : PIR :...... MKE : :....... :.: :.......:......: :'''''''': DSM :---::...-'''': PIT ' JFK : : : :.... CYS. :.....' : : DAY:......:.: : : RNO : SLC: :'''''''' MCI : : :....' .' : : SFO` : : DEN ICT : STL :.-' :..' RIC: : '. :.....:......:.........:......:'- BNA-'-.'''''''': :. ': : :''': OKC: :........:-----. .CHS ' LAX: PHX: ABQ: '--....:. LIT : : ATL. .' 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Keywords: SMTWTFS SMTWTFS SMTWTFS SMTWTFS SMTWTFS SMTWTFS SMTWTFS SMTWTFS Message-ID: <50928@ut-emx.uucp> Date: 20 Jun 91 22:08:45 GMT Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas Year-at-a-glance calendar for 1991 +--- January ---+-- February ---+---- March ----|---- April ----+ |-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-| | 1 2 3 4 5 | 1 2 | 1 2 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 | | 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 | | 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | | 7 8 9 0 1 | 4 5 6 7 8 | 415 6 7 8 9 0 | 8 9 0 | +----- May -----+----- June ----+----- July ----+--- August ----+ |-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-| | 1 2 3 4 | 1 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 1 2 3 | | 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 | | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 | 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | | 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 | 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 | | 6 7 8 9 0 1 | 304 5 6 7 8 9 | 8 9 0 1 | 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 | +-- September --+--- October ---+--- November --+-- December ---+ |-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-|-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-| | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | 1 2 3 4 5 | 1 2 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | | 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 | 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 | | 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 | | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | | 9 0 | 7 8 9 0 1 | 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 | 9 0 1 | +---------------+---------------+---------------+---------------+ +----- June ----+ |-S-M-T-W-T-F-S-| | 1 | | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | | 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 | I am here ->| 6 7 8 9 * 1 2 | | 304 5 6 7 8 9 | +---------------+ When are you? >From churchh@ut-emx.uucp Fri Apr 19 11:17:46 1991 Path: ut-emx!churchh From: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) Newsgroups: alt.stupidity Subject: Isn't the latest modern up-to-date technology wonderful? Keywords: stupid stupid stupid Message-ID: <47494@ut-emx.uucp> Date: 19 Apr 91 16:17:46 GMT Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas Lines: 17 Let's put that in another way: _____________________________________________________________________________ /C ISN'T THE LATEST MODERN TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL? | |] ] ]] ] ] ]] ]]] ] ]] ] | | ]] ] ]] ]] ]]]] ]] ] ] | | ] ] ] ] ]] ] ] ] ] | |111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111| |22222222 222222222222 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222| | 3333333333 3 333 3 33 33333333 3 333 333333333333 33333333333333333333333333| |444444444444444444444444 4 444444444444444444 444 444444444444444444444444444| |555555555 55555 5555 555555 5 55 55 55555555 5 555555555555555555555555555555| |6666666666666666666666666 6666666666 6 666 6666 6666666666666666666666666666| |7777777777 7777777777777777777777777777 77777777777 7777777777777777777777777| |8888888888 888 8888888888888 88888 88888 888888 888 8888888888888888888888888| |9999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999| |_____________________________________________________________________________| From: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) Newsgroups: alt.stupidity Subject: Have some chocolate . . . 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The plaintive cry of a protective framework of ceremony and hoohaah crushed under the juggernaut of Progress. Loosely translatable as, "We oldbies are driven to despair as we are rendered obsolete by the exponential improvements in speed, quality, and strength of each generation of newbies. Our only consolation is to afflict these prodigies with hierarchies and insane rituals just as senility afflicts us, to hasten their becoming as bitter as we are." -- Jay Paul Chawla
Subject: Lutefisk! Date: Sun, 07 Jan 1996 07:52:34 GMT Lutefisk! LUTEFISK! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEFISK! thank you. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790 and the fifth Banana Split "Frank, this is science, not Romper Room." - Dr. Clayton Forrester "And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones." - W. "Growl" Zevon PAT BOONE MUST DIE. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula
From: nosmith@vassar.edu (Flapjack) Newsgroups: alt.stupidity Subject: Re: Nine Inch Barney Date: 1 Mar 1996 05:23:21 GMT Organization: The Bayard Factory: Where Time Stands Still In article <4h3975$haf@dub-news-svc-3.compuserve.com> Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@compuserve.com> writes: > grham@ix.netcom.com(Gary Hammond) wrote: > >In <4gjedi$jtk@maureen.teleport.com> sdc@teleport.com () writes: > > \|/ > -POP- Hi! > /|\ > > "I am SURROUNDED by idiots." Jeremy Irons > \|/ \|/ > -POP- Hi! -POP- Hi! > /|\ /|\ > You know, a wise man once said: "a man who thinks himself to be surrounded by idiots may be standing in a hall of mirrors." Okay. . . it was me. . . flapjack-who never can use the last half inch of a pencil, but without it, the pencil won't work -- Flapjack, the Guilt Toad who wrote Primary Colors "Pretty soon, Bill Clinton will have my nose and I'll be in charge of the smells of this country!"--Eevin Hartsough Things are quiet, a little _too_ quiet, at: HTTP://students.vassar.edu/~nosmith/nosmith.html
From: russ@acs.bu.edu (Russ Reynolds) Subject: Re: I used to be irregular Date: 14 Oct 1995 05:11:19 GMT In article <45ed9h$df9@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writes: |> |> YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! |> RUSS IS FINALLY BACK EVERYONE!!!! It's true. I am. |> IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, I CAN'T FUCKING CONTAIN MYSELF!!!! Can you masturbatically contain yourself? Just wondering. |> NOW WE CAN FINALLY GET BUSY WITH FIGURING OUT JUST WHO RUSS IS Well, you opened a can of beef there! I was one of the original flounders of this news group... It was me and Bunny and Uncle RussFuk and Scott, oh, Scott. Woe be to Scott. But that's a past regression... |> AND WHERE |> HE'S BACK FROM!!!!!! Florida! _russ From: russ@acs.bu.edu (Russ Reynolds) Subject: Re: I used to be irregular Date: 14 Oct 1995 05:28:25 GMT In article , ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes: |> russ@acs.bu.edu (Russ. Yes, Russ) writes: |> < |> < Now I'm back. |> < |> < -Russ |> < |> < Yes, |> < |> < -Russ |> |> Russ? |> |> Hmmm..... |> |> *Which* Russ? |> |> And what did you do with that toaster? |> Uh oh.... Nosy? *THE* Nosy? Uh oh... -Er, Russ
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) Subject: Re: Konky Date: 14 Jan 96 12:36:15 jmwilson@access5.digex.net (John Wilson) writes: < Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) wrote: < : When we were little, all of us used to have a konky. < : When we got older, they went away. < : What gives???? < < Well, if it makes you feel any better, I can lend you my konky until you < get your konky back. But please, I am very fond of my konky and would < not want anything to happen to Kookey ( my konky ). Hey, I didn't *need* a konky, I had a Sampo, but now it's lost.... Maybe I should get a Twonky, instead?
Subject: Re: Anyone for a game of Wriggo? From: tortess@panix.com (Tortess) Date: 18 Jan 1997 20:39:20 -0500 wxwilki@aol.com wrote: : In article , weikko.ikola@csc.fi (Magnus : Mulqvist) writes: : >In article <5amdgc$dco@panix3.panix.com> tortess@panix.com (Tortess) : writes: : > : >>Now that I thnik of it, maybe we could get an a.s wriggo game going. : >>Anyone up for it? : > : >Why not, unless if it's the most dangerous game. : > : Well, for level five, you need to trade in your hotels for an island. : >>We'd have to designate a Wriggo Master. And everyone would have to have : a : >>wriggo set (complete) at home to play along with...but hey, if you guys : >>are up for it, so am I. : >>-- : >I like thinks like thath. I orter a wrikko seth (komplete). I orter : >five huntreth pieces like thath. I orter ten million pieces like thath! : > : > : >What's Wriggo? The xmas boom in these parts was only Jumanji. : > What's Wriggo? What's WRIGGO? WhAT'S WRIGGO?! Yeah. What _is_ "wriggo", anyway? I mean, can anyone ever _really_ know Wriggo? Oh Wriggo, you soul of men departed Yo, Wriggo: You game of men who farted Oh Wriggo, I love you so Oh Wriggo, Wriggo, Wriggo. Oh Wriggo, you complicated scheme Oh Wriggo, you are not what you seem Oh Wriggo, who playest thou is mighty And yet, I'd rather not play in a nightie. Yes Wriggo -- I love that game so much My Wriggo board and game pieces I clutch Hey, Wriggo, you are my kind of thing That Wriggo, makes my heart go ring-a-ding. : > : A wriggo is a wriggo is a wriggo. Not true, blasphemer. You'll NEVER get to level five. You'll NEVER get past the nose. : HTH : --Bill (who isn't helpful--sorry) Did my pome help? -- Gesundheit.