FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: ALT.STUPIDITY, FB, December 3, 2012 - The Sekrit Plan to invade Mars can be revealed!!1!
It was drawn on his laptop by Perfesser Bucketmouth whilst in Kevin, Kansas in 2000. He was going to mail it to me, but claimed that he lost it.
Yeah, right. Actually, it's just now been declassified and announced on the
alt dot stupidity Facebook page.