alt.stupidity must invade mars! alt.stupidity must invade mars!

Exploding Bacon No, it's not a pretty sight. But how did you think that shrink-wrapped bacon got into your fridge?

We herded this Martian proto-bacon into a padded cell in Amp's Asylum just prior removing its "proto" designator. It sensed something was about to happen, as it wheeled about wildly looking for an escape route. However, its conversion to bacon-hood was instantaneous and it must have realized at the last second that this was its finest hour.

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WARNING! Do not attempt to convert proto-bacons at home! These are professionals!

Had enough? Then don't go to this place.