Second Irrational alt.stupidity Conference!

• Wurdz
  • A Long Story of International Stupidity - Kevin, Kansas
  • A Long Story of International Stupidity - O'Hare
  • The Scare at O'Hare
• Noises
  • Screaming Bacon (9/17/00 12:01am)
• Pitchures
  • This is an example of the notes I'd left in the hallway. Bucketmouth confiscated all the others. He missed this one because it was stuck on the inside of my car's rear window. The part on the right is the message. The inset on the left is the front side of the note rotated 90 degrees. It shows a line drawing of a Martian protobacon along with my room number. Prof. Bucket would have seen the proto number only by smashing the window and grabbing the note. If he'd shown up at my room bearing that note, I could have had him arrested.
  • Stalking the Elusive Protobacon
    • In Kevin, Kansas, Evil Sinetists Bucketmouth and Bill plot the next invasion of Mars. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • How to launch a bottle rocket. Instruction Manual provided by Bucketmouth. Don't even think what I think yer about to think, Sigmund.
    • Arriving on Mars--and after intense negotiations--Bucketmouth and Bill settle some of there sinetific differences. To seal the agreement, they shake on it. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • At the edge of an escarpment on Mars, Bucketmouth and Bill creep up on an unsuspecting protobacon. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • After being brought to Kevin, the captured protobacon sadly poses next to the space rocket. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • Stoopit scientists Bucketmouth and and Bill point to the captured protobacon. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • Bucketmouth and Bill examine the captured protobacon as the room begins to tilt. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • Bucketmouth and Bill display the alt.stupidity flag and protobacon. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
  • Scare at O'Hare
    • Rochelle and John troll for Bucketmouth. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
    • John and Bucketmouth pose with the sign and the alt.stupidity flag, respectively. (Photo by HighPriestess Studios, Inc.)
  • Offishul Protobacon T-Shirt Soovineer Picture. For those of you who wanted to be in Kevin, Kansas or at the Scare at O'Hare but couldn't make it. Simply run some iron-on transfer paper through a color ink-jet printer, then have four strong men hold you down while someone irons it on to your T-shirt.
  • Moron it sway.
• Stuff
  • Confused by all those obscure references to Mars, bottle rockets, and protobacon? Prepare yourself for a new level of confusion!!!
  • Trip to Mars is a movie produced by Spatch that popularizes the heroic effort of Bill and Bucketmouth to go to Mars, capture a protobacon, and bring it to Earth. (Music courtesy of barely-illegal Magnus Mulqvist.)

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You can go to Mars,
or you can go to Hell!